{MRS.} Mustache

My husband requested this and I am prepared to do anything for him including public humiliation. Meet:

Mrs. Mustache

I had NO idea what to do with my mouth with this thing on. I couldn't comfortably smile b/c it would lift off my face and come unglued. So, you get the "posed, trying too hard" kissy face.
No, I did not pick my outfit to match my facial hair. I am vain...but not that vain.